Mark's Birthday Party

Settle in, folks, this is going to be a long clip description. If you don't have the time or attention span, here's the short version: this clip is fucking awesome. You should buy it. This is certainly a contender for the best LostBets.com episode to date.

I've known my friend Mark since elementary school. In a way, he was instrumental in inspiring me to create LostBets.com, but until now, he'd never been to one of our shoots. He had a big birthday coming up, so I invited him up and threw a party in his honor. And this game in particular was his present. He appears at the beginning (wearing a Guy Fucks mask to protect his anonymity) to introduce the players, all seven of them (from left to right: Starli, Aubrey, Violet, Julie, Belle, Devon, and Cherry). They play a simple game: Johannes spins a spinner with seven colored spaces on it, with whoever it lands on having to strip. Repeat until we have two losers.

I told the girls to wear as many pieces of clothing as they'd like, since it's a fast-paced game. I also told them that they could wear footwear -- but it had to come off last. Also, a girl didn't lose the game when she was naked, she lost if she was naked and her color came up again. You can do the math on this, but the bottom line is that the odds were very much against any of them managing to escape with her modesty completely intact, and in fact everyone had to show at least something.

The two losers had to jump naked out of a (cardboard) birthday cake and make out for Mark. And then, they had to do whatever Mark told them to do. And here's where things got totally crazy.

It came as a complete surprise to Mark that he was actually going to be part of the shoot, and would have to direct the forfeit. He was nervous (don't judge; you would be too) and had a hard time figuring out what to do. After a few helpful suggestions from the winners, things got moving pretty well, but after awhile he was extremely happy with his present but ready for it to be over. Somehow, he came up with the bright idea that the forfeit would come to an end if he asked them to do something and they couldn't or wouldn't do it, so he started making demands of increasing difficulty and acrobatic complexity.

He grossly underestimated the losers' flexibility, athleticism, and determination.

Among the astonishing and improbable things the losers (Starli and Violet) did were: mutual foot-fucking (a toexty-nine?), a way of "combining sex with somersaults", and a vertical 69 that has to be seen to be believed. Hidden with spoiler tags… look if you must, but you may find it more jaw-dropping if you let it be a surprise.

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