Strip Bender with Ashley, Addie, and Paris

Three of my favorite girls (and yours) play this game of contortion. The two losers have to give lucky Simon and Alan lap dances.

This is where I'd normally put the spoiler. But I happen to be on the road right now and don't have access to the clip, and don't remember who won. I do recall that Paris got her pretty little ass thoroughly kicked. But really, does it matter? No matter which of these three girls lose, we win.