Ashton and Mia Play Strip Trivia

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I've wanted to do Strip Trivia for awhile. The problem has been the questions: all the trivia questions in the famous board games are protected by copyright. It's not easy to come up with good trivia questions, but my buddy Aidan (better known as "The Expert") volunteered to give it a try. Did he do a good job? You be the judge.

Each girl gets a number of tokens, which she can use to pass a question to the other girl. An incorrect answer, of course, costs an article of clothing. The game doesn't end when one girl is naked... she keeps on playing, and if she misses another question, then the game is over and she gets the forfeit, which is to go down on all fours and eat out of a bowl like a . Woof.

I honestly didn't expect this one to be much of a contest. I don't want to say anything bad about Mia, who's a sweet and beautiful girl and I love her dearly, but Ashton is smart. Really, really smart. Goddamn, there ain't nothing sexier to me than a really smart girl. I expected Ashton to wipe the floor with Mia, but it turned out to be a close, hard-fought game. Well done to both ladies, but there can be only one. Need a spoiler? Here you go.