Do you know what’s always fun? Making a naked loser answer the door for a pizza guy. I once delivered pizzas, and while this never happened to me, I like fulfilling some lucky delivery guy’s dream. The game was Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors, which I chose because the pizza had already been ordered, and it’s a fast game. We wouldn’t want the pizza to arrive before we were ready to have a girl with everything on display ready to greet him at the door, would we? The pizza guy was surprised, to say the least, but grateful. The loser was a pretty good sport about it, too. She invited him to have a nice solid whack of her ass, and he was happy to oblige. You’re welcome, dude. You’re welcome.
