Okay, it's not 'poker' by a purist's definition. Just one hand of five card draw, no betting, one winner, two losers. No true poker aficionado (like me) would really call this poker, but from a purely technical perspective, it is.But the game isn't important... what's important is what happens to the losers. For you see, before the game, we called and ordered a pizza. And the two losers have to answer the door for the pizza guy... naked as jaybirds. No foolin' here, this is a real pizza guy delivering a real pizza, not an actor. You know, in my college days I paid the bills by delivering pizza for awhile. Nothing like this ever happened to me, damn it.
